Liberal Burial Ground Unearthed

I buried my heart at Wounded Knee

I buried my uterus in Crawford, Texas.

I buried my Presidential legacy in a pair of chunky young thighs

I buried my Party's Presidential chances for two decades

I buried my presidential ambitions in the deep

I buried mine with a crazy scream

I buried mine in Cambodia with a salute

I buried mine in the back seat

I buried secret documents in my shorts

I buried good Marines before they had a trial

I bury my party affiliation every chance I get

I buried the Senate leadership in a lot in Vegas

I buried my career in the fridge

I buried my age with a nip and tuck

Can you honestly believe we are losing to these idiots? Get off your ass in November and VOTE! We need to bury them, again.

And, yes, apparently Cindy Sheehan has claimed to have buried her parts in Texas.

Ugh!

Comments

[ProudRepublican]

LMAO...ROTF AT THE GOONS. !!

You have no worry. Yes hell I will be voting and
no doubt REPUBLICAN!

[Phoenix]

ohgod...I was already laughing when I linked to Sheehan burying her uterus...... and I read this comment over there...

"I’d love to see a cartoon of the earthworms pushing her uterus back out of the ground saying, “No, thanks.”

Mallard T. Drake on October 16, 2006 at 2:57 PM"

HA HA HA...... hahaha I'm crying........

[kate]

there went the property values.

[FrauBudgie]

Heh! I'm still chuckling ...

[micah]

Nancy Pelosi's picture looks like Jennifer Wilbanks "all grown up".

[Knowing WWU Vet]

Haha.

As a moderate who believes that both parties, along with conventional "liberal" and "conservative" ideology, stink to high heaven, I can assure you that your biggest problem is not a prospective loss (and I am dubious that the Democrats really will take either back) of either or both chambers of congress.

Look -- You guys have had your run. 26 of the past 38 years you've held the presidency. 17 1/2 of the past 26 years you've held the Senate. For the past 12 years you've held the House. Any political party, irrespective of ideology, that has dominated for so long would begin to rot from within.

Having an obstructionist Congress will probably work to your favor. It will be a reminder that you need to draw your wagons together, it will revitalize the party, and will also provide great campaign fodder for 2008. "We would have been able to impose our agenda if not for the tax-raising, obstructionist Congress."

No. I would almost think that you'd WANT the Demos to take at least one chamber back.

Your biggest problem is more of a long-term problem. And that, namely, is the likelihood that McAnal will be moving to Pennsylvania Avenue in 2008. McAnal wins, and he moves the party towards the center. The Democrats, in order to distinguish themselves from McAnal, shift to the left. And voila, after 3 decades of a slow but sure righward drift, the political center in this country has suddenly shifted leftward! McAnal, likely to be unpopular, will tarnish the good GOP name. Many on the right will defect or form divisive opposition.

Frankly, your party and movement have a bleak future. Yet I don't see the Demos doing much better.

Hopefully by then a viable third party that understands the real threats to this country, none of which are talked about on either side in today's status quo.

[LaughingAss]

It's going to get good.

And it's going to hurt.

Laughing Ass

[basil]

Maybe Sheehan will get her boob job done in Venezuela

[dylan]

I buried any chance of my joke's comedic success after the words "chunky thighs"(which was very good).
It's called timing, or more importantly a sense of time that helps a joke or humorous piece succeed.
Also, when someone has to google one of your so-called political self "burials," it also loses its pertinence to the recent time and day.
It is also humorous that you could open any newspaper and comprise a list of GOPs much fresher and definitely funnier.
Good luck in the election! Your last-pictured flunky hero from Texas has got no more rounds in his chamber.
Chunky thighs was good though..

[spurwing plover]

And many liberal have buried the truth at the place where they started their political careers and TED KENNEDY buried is intergatty at CHAPAQUEDIC

[Mojo]

Oh man....thats funny. I have some more....howabout..."I buried my country under the greatest deficit in the history of the nation"...oh..oh..wait...what about, "I buried my country in another Viet Nam style quagmire"....or "I buried 600,000 innocent Iraqis who have been killed as a result of my blunderous and illconcieved move into Iraq".....or..."I buried the American middle class by pushing for economic policies that favor the outsourcing of good manufacturing jobs to third world countries"....or..."I buried science"....oh man....this really is a fun game.

[MFoley]

I'm Tom Foley and I buried my dink in a 16 yr old interns bum. Yeee-ha..be a Republican just like me.