What A Bunch Of Crap This Is

via Steel No, unfortunately, it isn't a joke.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.

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[Phoenix]

My Caca. Macaca.

Is this 'ca ca' week?

Oh, har har..... Hmmm. I wonder how big that turd is? Per ounce, depending on what it goes for, it could be more valuable than cocaine. Of course, you wouldn't want to snort it or anything........eew.

(I really don't care...there's just so much of it these days...)

[Heli Pilot]

Tom Cruise thinks his toddler's poop is worth more than most of our pathetic lives - and this is his way of rubbing our collective noses in the theory.