The Genius Of Rove

Just some humor after a long tense day. You can read about it here via Mary Katherine Ham at Townhall. More here via Ace.

Hey! Sami, Baby. I have to hand it to you. There wasn't a single mention of Ned Lamont on the front page of the Post today. You're a man of your word, Osama.

Don't kid yourself, Fat Man. What I do, I do for Allah (Praise etc) My men were just so excited over seeing that militant Jew Lieberman lose, they made some mistakes. Otherwise, they never would have been caught.

Whoa. Sami. Lighten up, guy. I know you got the whole Jew thing going on, but it really was only a silly Democrat Primary.

You have your Quest, Karl. I have mine. The Caliphate cannot be re-established until we first deal with the Jew. In the most Holy ...

Yeah, yeah. I get it, Sami. Look, I'm up against a staff meeting and George is driving me nucking futz over that lunatic Ahmadinejad.

Ha! Ha! Ha! And you thought I was done playing with you after that TruthOut indictment crap. Did I have Leopold going, or what? And I bet, you too. You are soooooooo easy, Karl.

Only until I figured out it was you, Sami. But, I admit it, you're that good. Now, look, I got me a General Election coming up here in the Fall. So, let's talk. I may have to pull a rabbit out of my freakin' ass on this one.

Oh, I don't know, Fat Man. Maybe I no can do. The Democrats have already offered me four tickets to the '08' Innauguration and a night with Linsay Lohan in the Lincoln Bedroom if I just lay low for a couple years. So, what you got?

Dammit! Always with the movie stars, these people. Jesus! How am I supposed to compete?

Karl! Karl! What have I told you about your languge when we speak. You used the "J" word again.

Oops. Sorry, Sami. Hey, I got one. I'll make it up to you. If Jesus is so Holy, how come he has a Puerto Rican first name? Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! You still the man, Karl. But, I have to wrap this up. I have someone coming over to look at the cave and the places is a mess. You get back to me, okay?

Bwahahaha! What? Moving, again, Sami? Ha! Who's laughing now. Don't let a Cruise Missile hit you in the ass on your way out the door, Shieky Deek!

Oh, sure. Like I should worry about that, Fat Man. It isn't like you have a real CIA, or anything. Ha! Ha! Ha! What do you pay those clowns for, anyway? They give you more headaches than I do, by Allah (Praise etc)..

Yeah, I know. It's a damn Plame, er um, CHIT! I did it, again! Hey, you aren't recording this, are you, Sami?

Ha! Ha! Ha! What? And violate your civil rights?? Ha! Ha! Ha!

Alright, you got me on that one. Don't let the breeze get up your robe. We'll talk.

Well, you know where to find me, Fat Boy, NOT! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Hmmm ... I wonder how he feels about tall blondes?

Comments

[Gordon]

Dan, you're a freakin' genius, LOL. WWWT (What will Wuzzadem think?)

[Clark]

Hilarious

[Phoenix]

Jesus....oh... ooops.... Jeeeeeeeeeeez, Dan..... Ha. Ha. Ha. How many more sides of you are there?

This is hilarious..... My face hurts from laughing...... time for bed.....

[Dan Riehl]

How many more sides of you are there?

;x

[a.man.]

LOL, that's amazing! :)

greetings from Italy
a.man.

[Attila (Pillage Idiot)]

Nice job!

The way I always heard the joke was: "If Jesus was JEWISH, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?"

[DWB]

Thanks for the laugh! Too funny.