The San Francisco Zoo needs your help. Prized monkey Bobo, aka Peter Hartlaub has escaped from his cage and is said to be going on a bit of a rampage in the Bay area.
While appearing harmless enough, Bobo suffers from Hyper-Liberalistic hypocrititis, a socially contracted disease which all too frequently infects male monkeys. Physicians describe the condition as a form of rabies.
Sufferers have a tendency to cloak themselves in the rhetoric of political correctness, except when encountering Conservative females, at which times they are often observed frothing at the mouth.
It's thought that testosterone depletion associated with the root condition, Liberalism, results in afflicted individuals striking out maliciously at Conservative women. Ironically enough, the more attractive and, or accomplished the women, the worse their condition seems to deteriorate.
Currently there is little hope of curing this condtion. In medievel times, castration was put forward as a potential cure, however, modern medicine has shown that option would be redundant, possibly making the condition worse. Sufferers are already so lacking in testosterone, it's a wonder they're even still considered to be male monkeys at all.
I can't feel any sympathy about this guy insulting Coulter after she appeared on tv to promote her latest book. One of her comments was that ALL public schoolteachers are godless traitors. I found that particularly insulting and inaccurate since about 75% of the teachers I work with have taught Sunday school. I work with an amazing group of teachers who work diligently to instill strong values of integrity and honesty and a belief in a strong work ethic. Our school system doesn't pay well or have lots of fancy equipment, but our students have some of the highest passing rates on the state mandated testing because our teachers work with them to make it happen. We aren't godless, we aren't incompetent traitors, and Ann Coulter doesn't know squat about education in all of America. She just wants to sell books and doesn't care who she hurts in the process, which pretty much makes her a media whore. You can put her down in the gutter with the other media whores - Cindy Sheehan, Al Sharpton, Pat Robertson - people who just love to be heard.
Posted by: raindrops | Sunday, August 27, 2006 at 01:35 AM
Mouth breather.
Posted by: w3 | Sunday, August 27, 2006 at 10:01 AM
I sure would like to see the source of the comment you claim Coulter made that ALL public school teachers are godless traitors. Can you supply the source?
In my public school, we teachers drank on Friday evenings and spent all day Sunday grading papers and making lesson plans. We weren't very godful, but we sure knocked those SOL's out of the ballpark. (Standards of Learning tests)
If I found out 75% of the teachers in my kids' school taught Sunday school, I'd send them to private school. That is quite scary.
Posted by: Phoenix | Monday, August 28, 2006 at 12:49 AM
Ann Coulter isn't "conservative," and in fact has done considerable damage to the conservative movement with her hysterics. If she feels hurt by Hartlaub's attacks, then it is a case her getting beaten at her own game. But fortunately for her she thrives on this sort of thing.
Posted by: State of WA Vet | Monday, August 28, 2006 at 09:12 PM
I just hate it when Liberals attack and degrade poor defenseless horses like that. Next thing you know, Liberals will be attacking widows and women that have what it takes to actually get husbands for God's sake. Where will it end?
Fuck that nasty he-pig Coulter! The horse is probably her Mother.
Posted by: Syntax | Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 01:11 AM
Coulter isn't hurt by anyone. The opinions of her by people on the left mean nothing to her. She's right about them and they know it.
Posted by: Jo | Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 01:49 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot. Great post Dan and love your blog! :)
Posted by: Jo | Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 01:51 AM