Are You A Virgin?

"Are you a virgin," asked the screener. "No, but I could play one on TV."

Courtesy of Ace we learn that 29 year old Sarah DiMuro is about to be de-flowered by the MSM, Jane magazine, The Insider, Today and others are said to already be booking, um, slots. The problem is, is it true?

"Me, I haven't done so much with my life in terms of social stuff. So this is my adventure — with a kind of scientific method," DiMuro said.

Interesting, DiMuro, the 29 year old Personal Assistant, actress/comedienne was social enough for NBC's Today Show when she did an exchange of lifestyle with a Kansas couple and also ushered them about the city for a spell. According to one on line pdf file, DiMuro took the Kansas couple clubbing and also introduced them to SNL'er Darrel Hammond.

Apparently she also has a profile at Instant Casting Calls. Something tells me if you can't find a real virgin there, you might at least find a body to play one on TV. Is the Bread and Circuses media feeding us bogus Virgin Legs and Clitorises, instead? Stay tuned. My best guess is if Sarah catches on, she manages to get laid just in time for sweeps.

As a Convservative media watch dog, I think a little trust but verify might do.

Comments

[Phoenix]

"media feeding us bogus Virgin Legs and Clitorises, instead? Stay tuned."

Yes, indeedy. Man, I hate a bogus clitoris. I'm glad we have our conservative watch dog watching for us.

You go, Big Dan.

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