I Was Offered A Job Blogging For Time

You can check in with Allah to see who finally got the job.

Honestly, I was their first pick. But when I read the fine print in the contract, I had to stipulate that 9/11 was a CIA plot, Iraq was another Vietnam, Ken Lay was alive and livin la vida loco in Puerto Vallarta, illegal immigrants only took jobs Americans wouldn't do - and I'd almost swear there was a piece of carbon paper over a petition for Rumsfeld to resign.

Anyway, I passed. But congrats to Josh Marshall.

Comments

[TexasFred]

Aren't you glad that integrity won out??

[indianaredneck]

Do not want to give up your job blogging for Aruba do you Dan. How many lies did you spread for Aruba.