US Gov Seeks Help With Immigrant Program

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Saturday April, 29, 2005

Division of Undocumented Emigration - US Citizenship and Immigration Services

A Bureau of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security

Wash., D.C. 4-29-05 -- The Division of Undocumented Emigration (DUE) is an undocumented sister organization to the Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS). We are calling upon American citizens everywhere to support our soon to launch summer initiative, Give An Undocumented Worker A Break Today.

Though an undocumented governmental branch, DUE is every bit as legitimate as the INS, just ask your President, Congress, or the New York Times.

As an undocumented agency, DUE is tasked with facilitating the illegal undocumented emigration of undocumented workers out of the United States. This summer, our Give An Undocumented Worker A Break Today will be renting thousands of buses to transport tens of thousands of illegal undocumented workers from around the country to the Nation's largest theme park, Six Flags Fiesta Texas in San Antonio, Texas.

After long bus rides and a free full day of fun, frolic, riding and even swimming under the hot Texas sun, we're thinking when they get back on the bus, they'll be just a turkey sandwich and a slightly tepid pint of milk away from a deep, dreamy Siestaland. Si?

From there, we'll be taking our illegal undocumented friends from south of the border on a thrill a minute, high-speed drive South down Route 35 to Nuevo Laredo across the Mexican border faster than you can order a Chimichanga from a Taco Bell walk up window. All free and before they awaken.

We estimate we can get thousands of our pesky little amigoes home doing a Mexican Hat Dance before they even know what hit 'em. And, best of all, it's legal because, well, it's undocumented. But we need your help.

Undocumented agencies, unlike undocumented workers don't have ready access to your pocketbook through the U.S. tax code and the culture of entitlement it presently supports. Yes, we need your donations.

Simply drop a check made out to DUE in the mail. We'd give you more information, unfortunately, our street address and bank account information are also undocumented just like us. But don't worry. We have every confidence in the United States Postal Service to deliver undocumented mail. Don't you?

Please dig deep and help Give An Undocumented Worker A Break Today.

Comments

[b0zmeg]

Where do I sign up? 8->

[R]

I donot understand your attitude toward these poeple, after all, americans are imported too, and these guys are looking for jobs, and are not like the first imported "americans" who started killing the orignal indian inhabitants. Remember It was "their" country, if something like "owning" a country really excists.

[SinCerely]

I would sign up but I did my part in supporting illegals today. At my part time job an illegal requested a bagel with egg and cheese, no sausage because he is muslim. I added the sausage no charge ;-)

[CareKelly]

Since they're all going to be together, shouldn't be too difficult to herd them onto buses and send 'em back to Mexico. Send the bill to the employers who brought them in here illegally.

[IMHERE]

Send the bill to the employers who brought them in here illegally.

Posted by: CareKelly | Monday, May 01, 2006 at 01:52 AM

That's what I say add to it BOYCOTT EMPLOYERS WHO HIRE ILLEGAL WORKERS..

Why have any laws at all, if they are not followed or our government turns it head the other way, and then creates a crisis, this is now Bush's problem because every president before him for the past 30 years has refused to deal with it, NOW WE HAVE TO

Oh by the way I am going to spend alot of money today, I am going to MOM AND POP Restuarants and shops that have Americans legal workers

Good Day

[rwilymz]

"I donot understand your attitude toward these poeple"

The US asks just one thing of people who want to live here:

FILL. OUT. THE. PAPERWORK.

It's not a major request. The US Consulate has pens and pencils and everything. Just fill out the paperwork and give the bureaucrats a chance to shuffle the papers around for a couple months, and voila! you're in.

"after all, americans are imported too"

And the imports followed the laws the US had at the time -- which even then required paperwork. My great-, and great-great-great-grandparents did it; the Mexicans can as well.

"these guys are looking for jobs"

And more power to them. For all his quasi-socialist bluster, Vicente Fox hit it on the head: Mexicans are willing to do jobs that even unemployed Americans refuse to do. And if they have their paperwork filled out, we're more than willing to allow them in to do those jobs, just -- and this is the thing -- FILL. OUT. THE. PAPERWORK.

[IMHERE]

Pick a day any day and let the American tax payers take a day off. What'll that do to the tax base that week?