Lindsay Lohan: What Was She Thinking?

Whatever it was, she made a real ass out of herself!

Kids get so worked up over a half moon.

Comments

[JL]

lol...lindsey lohan is awful...she looks like some inbred, white trash, waitress, on a bender. hardly worthy enough for the media spotlight to me.

[Phoenix]

When I was in college, a private girls' college in South Carolina, I ran with a crowd who dated Citadel cadets. My boyfriend was a cadet. Those guys are animals. Anyway, one party weekend, we girls all dressed in formal gowns and the cadets dressed in their dress uniforms. We were invited to a cocktail party at the swank house of some wealthy friends. We all stood and sat around in this hoity-toity atmosphere while butlers brought us drinks and bon bons and said, "Yes, ma'am" and "Yessah" as they fetched our beverages. There was a monkey walking upright among the crowd of genteel ladies and gents - soon to be totally ravished and debauched by too much partying and gatoring with The Tams...- but this monkey was well groomed. It didn't have a hat on or an organ nearby. It just walked around and took peanuts from the ubiquitous silver bowls everywhere. The host and hostess ignored it as if it were a kindly uncle, but we all had a very tough time with it. We looked at each other and hid our laughs and quickly averted our hilarity to smile graciously at whoever was not of our circle. Then the monkey got an erection. He proceeded to walk to each gloriously gowned girl, stare at her intently, steal a peanut and move on to the next girl. His manhood became purple with pronouncement and we became purple with the aching not to cut loose and fall down laughing. Then one of the girls got up to go to the bathroom. The butler showed her the way. The talk went on as Mr. Please Spank Me Monkey made his lubricious rounds, and the tension grew soooo thick. Even the most mundane talk was almost impossible. Then the girl came back from the bathroom and crossed the sitting parlour and in a collective gasp, we all saw that she'd tucked her dress into the back waistband of her pantyhose without realizing it. There was her butt ensconed in lavender satin for the world to see. Mr. Monkey made a wild dash at her parts, she screamed, the butler went hurrying over to grab Curious George, and we lost it. No more pretense. The laughter was out of control and sustained throughout the hurried goodbyes and thank-yous, and I think the incident has gone down in Citadel lore. Can't say what they call the story... too nasty.

[derek]

Jezzzzz move on people it was innocent, you people crack me up a star shows a lttle underwear (on accident) and you tards male it like shes a child flasher. (get a life)

[Phoenix]

uh, Derek,

So, um, who are the 'tards'? There are two comments and neither make a big deal out of Ms. Lohan.

You need sumthin' ta do, honey? Bored? Don't feel like commenting on serious posts? Get a life.

[Phil Jaco]

Ok that story is funny and all (in a sort of cliche way) but i am a sophomore at the citadel and i kinda resent the fact that you see us as animals. we go to the toughest school in the nation and untill you can wrap your liberal little minds around what kind of ordeals you go through knob year, than i suggest you shut your mouth. Just in case you feel like educateing yourself before you open your big mouth i recommend you read "The Lords of Discipline" by Pat Conroy. Hippies....