George Bush Doesn't Like

B .... No? That can't be right?

Anything that is erotic has been banned in the United States," said the Dutch native. "Look at the people at the top (of the government). We are living under a government that is constantly hammering out Christian values. And Christianity and sex have never been good friends."

Comments

[splashtc]

christianity and sex or christianity and perversion.

[Steel Turman]

Perhaps Mr Verhouven could explain why there are so many Christians then.

What? Do they clone themselves?

Oh wait ... nevermind.

[COLUMBO]

immaculate

[COLUMBO]

somebody spent a billion dollars watching Mel Gibson's "Passion...."

[satcmo]

I don't know about that idea that Christians are not passionate.

I live in an area where Amish and Mennonite's live also. I was talking with an Amish woman a few days ago and I told her that I was concerned about her austere life.

I asked her what made her happy, and, after some thought, she told me two Mennomite.

So don't get the idea that Christians are not passionate.

[satchmo]

I never was good at telling a joke. What she told me was "two Men-o-nite." Sorry for the misspelling.

[Phoenix]

HA HA HA...... it's a funny joke and your bad joke-telling makes it funnier, Satchmo... :)

My neighbors are Baptists. He's a preacher. They are way into sex. She got herself some big implants because he likes boobs.

[Steel Turman]

So many jokes - so little time.

Did she get Revelations implanted?

[MrsLevy]

Once you've had Hebrew, you'll never go back.

MrsLevy

[Phoenix]

MrsLevy,

ooooooooooh Lawwwwwwwwww, hep me now. You done spiralled me out.of.cuntrol. heah talkin' 'bout Alma. I will brew her some 'he' she ain't ne'er seen befoah. Gud lawd an praise Him, too. UNH!