The British and Aussie tabloids are abuzz with news from a 2004 golf event in which a married A-list Hollywood star is said to have abused himself in front of a professional masseuse. They are not naming the star.
MYSTERY surrounds the identity of the A-list Hollywood celebrity who is said to have committed a lewd sex act in what must be one of the few above-board massage parlours in Scotland.
The star was having his tensions eased at an upmarket hotel spa after watching a pro-celebrity golf tournament at St Andrews.The masseuse was attending to the knotted muscles of his neck and head when further down the fairway, she alleges, he whipped off his towel and played an extra stroke or two.
lol Love that Brit sense of humor. Apparently this is said to have taken place around an annual event, The Dunhill Links Championship.
A crowd of more than 15,000 attended the final day's play and the occasion certainly impressed many of the high-profile amateurs taking part in the event. 'The whole week has been a highlight,' said actor Dennis Hopper. 'I loved coming up the 18th with all the crowds. It was unforgettable.' Fellow celluloid hard-man, Samuel L Jackson agreed: 'Today I experienced coming up the 18th at St Andrews in the last group - there's nothing better than that.'
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Precious.
Posted by: Captain Joe | Sunday, March 19, 2006 at 06:15 PM
Yukity yuk! Sounds like a high level boss I once had. Oh yeah, just try walking out and getting hit with an insuordination claim. Or just try filing an EEO sexual harassment claim when there is no witness. Only similar acts with women who are scared out of their heads, who cannot afford to lose their jobs. The purpose of this behavior is to make women feel discomfort. The worst scenario is getting trapped with the jerk on an elevator. My response was a derisive laugh. Whatever it takes.
I've heard of this behavior with similar pervs during their appts with female psychotherapists. Guess it's the real test.
Posted by: strayze | Sunday, March 19, 2006 at 06:28 PM
OMG..I had heard something about this, and then click on to Dan & here is the article about it! Thanks, Dan, and wonder who it is?!?
Posted by: danascully | Sunday, March 19, 2006 at 07:04 PM
It's Kevin Costner. See: http://writingcompany.blogs.com/this_isnt_writing_its_typ/2006/03/penalty_stroke.html
It sounded at first like something Michael Douglas would have done. But it turned out to be Kevin. And on his honeymoon, no less. Good thing he had the Kohlers (who own the Old Course) to clean up after him.
Posted by: Rodger Morrow | Sunday, March 19, 2006 at 09:28 PM
"...to clean up after him."? He's so old, it took just a Q-Tip to clean up.
Posted by: Phoenix | Monday, March 20, 2006 at 10:39 PM
This is interesting. Here in the UK, there is a news blackout as far as the star's name goes. Laughable when you see how simple it is to get the knowledge of the Internet.
They have done the same thing with the class action against the Splenda people. We're not allowed to know about it here, as Tate and Lyle intend to introduce it into school cookery programmes. So much for freedom.
Posted by: Eric Rowland | Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 10:54 AM
UPDATE: A New Zealand gossip site is now citing Costner's name directly:
http://www.theedge.co.nz/Default.aspx?tabid=66&articleID=44
(Be sure to scroll down.)
But remember, it was reported here first:
http://writingcompany.blogs.com/this_isnt_writing_its_typ/2006/03/penalty_stroke.html
Posted by: Rodger Morrow | Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 09:54 AM