This is pretty sick. The man thinks he's going to get some action from a fat pregnant broad by playing Al Greene and lighting lots of candles while wearing a Hello Kitty Tee shirt and swinging on a trapeez.
He shouldn't even be allowed to breed. Obviously the idiot forgot a decent pair of f-me pumps. Rookie! Hot women always put out for the right pair of shoes.
Well damn.
I knew I'd forgotten something.
I guess it's true what they say, the shoes make the man.
You wouldn't happen to have a pair to stilettos I could borrow would you?
Something strappy, that isn't too sluty?
Posted by: phin | Monday, March 06, 2006 at 11:44 PM
Size?
ha ha ha ha Don't answer that, they'll think we're an item. ; )
Posted by: Dan | Monday, March 06, 2006 at 11:46 PM
Hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Phin and Dan sitting in a tree...
Posted by: agent bedhead | Tuesday, March 07, 2006 at 12:25 AM
ROFLMAO this is to much hahahahahahaha
Posted by: Snazzy | Tuesday, March 07, 2006 at 01:14 AM
Dan,
They let you breed, and you had a fat kid.
Must be kismet.
MrsLevy
Posted by: MrsLevy | Tuesday, March 07, 2006 at 11:31 AM
Hot women always put out for the right pair of shoes, and they show their appreciation for that right pair of shoes by keeping them on while they are putting out! That's real woman rule #2 on page 1 of the rule book. hehehe
Posted by: PoorPaulaNNJ | Tuesday, March 07, 2006 at 04:39 PM
and they show their appreciation for that right pair of shoes by keeping them on while they are putting out!
Oh, Jeeze, I knew I should have gotten you drunk and knocked him out that night. LMAO
Posted by: Dan | Tuesday, March 07, 2006 at 08:30 PM
Alcohol? A conspiratorial wink and a rascally grin would have done the trick! :D
Posted by: PoorPaulaNNJ | Wednesday, March 08, 2006 at 10:02 AM