Victoria Renee Thomas Gets Probation

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What I'm thinking is, if they had lathered themselves up with oil or mud, she'd be looking at a payday instead of probation.

Either way, she kicks Tonya Harding's butt hands down!

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[ChinbeardXIV]

Unfortunately, women don't seem to realize the right way to handle a situation like that. Here's the way a man would've handled it:

Mens room w/2 men in a stall - We're turning and leaving. Nothing we care to see, so we'll just take our business outside. Sure hope we can get that sight out of our mind, though...ugh!

Mens room w/2 ladies in a stall - We're jockeying for position, as throngs of fellas crane their necks and balance their beers for a better view! Hell, somebody needs to make a beer run...we'll save your place, just hurry up, dude!

[Neantaeus]

This was a sad day for female prisoners and prison guards all over the great state of Florida who surely were not at all displeased by the kind of behavior that brought the lovely cheerleader before the censorious judge.

"A cheerleader, yum!" The caged inmates had said, with all of the the restless hunger of lionesses waiting their turn on the kill. But their hunger would now go unsated and they return to their cells and guard stations to sit and wait for a new day. Another day that might bring to their musky confines another as succulent meal.
And who among us could pretend to know what form that might take?
A lusty elementary school teacher, disdained by society for her perverse lusting after minors? A young bride, caught out in the act of soliciting the murder of her cuckold?
I wonder.