I doubt you are alone. But here's an anniversary worth celebrating. From the Hatemoners:
Today, dear reader, is a big day: Our official second anniversary on Al Gore’s World-Wide Web. Two full years. Wow, that’s a long time—especially these days, when the average attention span is shorter than that of a gnat on speed. Frankly, dear reader, we never thought we’d last this long.
Update: Note to fellow bloggers, always read a post to conclusion before linking. Some asshat might just take a shot at you in a post you actually linked. No worries, I've little doubt that I can kick Chip's ass. ; )
Dearest Mr. Riehl,
Thank you so much for noting our humble second anniversary. And hey, we didn't mean our reference to your luminous "weblog" as any kind of nasty taunt. There's a reason you're so popular, Mr. Riehl: You're a darn good "weblogger."
Oh, and by the way: You could probably handle the whole crack young staff in a fight.
Warmest Regards,
The Crack Young Staff of THMQ
Posted by: The Crack Young Staff | Friday, March 31, 2006 at 06:02 PM
Dan, you gotta admit that the hypenated surname is rather amusing. C'mon. ;-)
Posted by: agent bedhead | Friday, March 31, 2006 at 06:09 PM
I refuse to allow my "news" worthy "weblog" to be impugned by some rowdy bunch of milquetoasts assisted by that young twit and imbecile in chief, Chip. I'm considering a challenge in the form of a spelling bee at twenty paces. I will not miss.
Careful my little academe in ladies hose. Lastly, I'll thank you to not take further advantange of my young Sadie by having her send me links to your ignominious prose. Heh!
Posted by: Dan | Friday, March 31, 2006 at 07:49 PM
Oh, and were I actually ticked I'd have pulled the post! ; )
Posted by: Dan | Friday, March 31, 2006 at 07:50 PM
"...ignominious prose..." ? It's not even that. It's little phrases interrupted by "The Crack Young Staff..." It's as if no one is willing to take credit for their drivel so they have to stick 'the crack young staff' into every sentence so no one person takes the heat for being a cretin.
You linked there once before, or I got there somehow, and was trashed by that idiocy. yuk.
Whyn't they change it to 'cracked young staff'? That sounds like a Chinese take-out dish. "I'll have an odure of cracked-yon-staff an sum chikin waings, Thankye."
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:57 PM
Dayum! It's all schtick. They're good boys.
Posted by: agent bedhead | Saturday, April 01, 2006 at 12:36 PM
Dayum! It's all schtick. They're good boys.
lol I don't know about that - but I do enjoy a lot of thier stuff
Posted by: Dan | Saturday, April 01, 2006 at 01:07 PM
Gawd..... drop the 'crack young staff' crap so people can read and judge for themselves. God. It's funny once....
Posted by: Phoenix | Saturday, April 01, 2006 at 09:39 PM