Likening it to the scandal which rocked the Reagan Presidency, the so-called secret war against the Sandinista's, well-known peace activist Cindy Sheehan today said, "I've uncovered information that Vice President Dick Cheney has been waging a secret war on quail from his office in the White House." Sheehan went on to suggest the Vice President should be brought up on formal charges at The Hague. Reports suggest the White House press corps is already hastily reviewing years of the Vice President's travel documents to see if they lend credence to the emerging charge.
Ms. Sheehan made the statements during a press conference on the steps of The National Aviary in Pittsburgh, PA today, where she was accompanied by close personal friend and new traveling companion Missy Bobwhite-Quail. Ms. Quail claims to have lost several family members to what Sheehan termed the illegal, Halliburton funded, secret war.
When asked for comment, Ms. Quail said simply, "Thaa-thweet, thaa-thweet". Ms. Sheehan ended the press conference by breaking into a heartfelt rendition of the chorus from Give Peace A Chance. Ms. Quail seemed to somewhat mournfully chirp along.
Too bad she isn't prettier and younger. If she were we could give her a 1 way ticket to Aruba and hope, u know.........
Posted by: Stefani | Monday, February 13, 2006 at 09:16 PM
You laugh, but you may be giving her ideas. This is not too far from where I could imagine her mind drifts.
Posted by: ViVi | Monday, February 13, 2006 at 09:31 PM
That was very funny.
I'm not telling anyone I actually clicked on those frickin' links and got to meet some frickin' birds.
C H I R P ... .... C H I R P....
Best connection for birds and Sheehan would be seeing feathers all over her tarred body. Thaa thweet! Indeed. :)
Posted by: Phoenix | Monday, February 13, 2006 at 10:01 PM
News reports state that the Veep was hunting illegally because he did not have a $7 stamp. Good God, the US Postal Service has its fingers in everything!
Posted by: heheh | Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:05 AM
Journalist need to quit giving this woman a microphone and a platform. She is just as bad, if not worse, than Beth Twitty. She is in it for herself now. She loves the spotlight and stirring up trouble. Both she and Beth are white trash.
Posted by: Jody | Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:07 AM
She needs to get a life she is accomplishing absollutly nothing.
Posted by: michele | Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 11:40 AM
Hey Jody and Michele, have you considered joining the army?
I hope you do.
Then next year I can have fun making fun of your parents.
Can't wait.
MrsLevy
Posted by: MrsLevy | Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:10 PM
MrsLevy,
I'll fuck your mother if you'll give her a bath.
Posted by: Phoenix | Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:22 PM
Sad thing is this could almost be true. Nothing is too looney for the looney left anymore.
Posted by: Dan | Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:35 PM
Oh, now that's nice. Geez.
Posted by: heheh | Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:36 PM
Cheney to face charges?
According to Mancow, he's now qualified to cut a rap video.
Posted by: Bullgator | Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 06:58 AM