Man, this is Baaaaa Baaaaa Baaaaaa-d news! It's okay, Jeffrey - we all luv ewe man! ha ha ha
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. Feb 14, 2006 (AP)— A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.
Jeffrey S. Haynes said the state registry is intended to keep track of people who have committed crimes against humans.
But Calhoun County Circuit Court Judge Conrad Sindt told Haynes at his sentencing hearing that once he is released from prison, he must register with the Michigan State Police Public Sex Offender Registry.
Police said Haynes had sex with a sheep at a Bedford Township farm on Jan. 26, 2005. The animal's owner caught him on the property and the sheep was found injured.
What's next? Sex-offender status for every person on the planet who has ever boinked their pillows?
"Brokeback Billy" - A poignant tale about Pokem, a cowboy who couldn't find another sensitive cowboy so he looked meaningfully at Billy Goatgruff and they had congress in the mow. The mean people came and shaved Billy Goatgruff and then slaughtered him for a barbecue. Pokem couldn't bear to have a bite and got depressed.
Posted by: Phoenix | Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 05:58 PM