With Apologies To Alamo

I do support a national photo ID. Butt I do have certain guidelines. lol

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[SondraK]

Dan...you send any folks this way and some of them are gonna find out we been poking fun behind their backs.

[TheAlamo]

With Apologies To Alamo

I do support a national photo ID. Butt I do have certain guidelines. lol

Posted by Dan in Web Blogs | Permalink

I tend to agree with that type of ID. Takes a lot of the guess work out of our end of the deal! And, after all, we should know who we are dealing with.
I can support that one, then again, supporting one like that might get expensive! :)

[callmeBetty]

Bowing on bended knee to kiss the ring of 'Divadom' that is SondraK's.............

[melissa]

LOL, Sondras site cracked me up. Seems I have gotten under some idiots skin, first trolling with my name on this board, then posting a fake picture.

Note to Sondra, sticking your ass out that far doesnt fool anyone jelly ass.

How far were you bending over to make it look like there was no cottage cheese?

LOL, girl you are a trip, too bad its like tripping to high school which judging by your grammar you didnt attend that much, but I have no doubts about your trysts with the football team.

[SondraK]

hon...we're not laughing WITH you we're laughing AT you.

You see, you base your comments about me on secret desires (I think you're kinda pervy-creepy actually...you're VERY fixated on my ass, it's clear)...everyone else is basing their comments about you by your own words.

How they taste?

There ain't much that gets under my skin...you'd know that if you knew that.

How come you don't have a blog, missy? No one would read it? I'd give you lots of point and laugh hits...and we can all help you with the hard stuff. It would be a win-win!

[melissa]

Who is everyone exactly Sondra?

And WTF with how they taste?

Your ass has been in my face, I cant comment? Why put it out there if you didnt want comments? Attention whore much? Or just plain whore?

I had a few laughs over you as well this evening, if you are having as much fun with this as I am then its all good. I am wondering when you are going to make me sorry lol.

[SondraK]

missy...*I* NEVER put my ass in your face. You been on this freak about me before I ever stepped foot on it, hon. Someone had to point you out to me.
You're rather unremarkable but seem to enjoy provoking to get attention.
There was a kid in school that used to pick his nose and eat it in front of everyone to make us notice him. You remind me allot of that boy....

I don't start shit...but you'd know that if you knew that.

Make you sorry? Where'd that come from? You keep pulling all this shit out of YOUR ass but can't seem to want it back. What's up with that?

And please...stop calling me a whore...you act as if you'd know that and really I'd hate for rumors going around that I've ever been near you. Your knowledge of cottage cheese and football players is disconcerting...
You might want to get tested for that.
I wouldn't fuck you with your own dick. And that's pretty bad if you think I'm such a whore.

OK..now you bore me.

Buh bye....
*air kiss*

[melissa]

Thanks that it was an air kiss, I am running low on Purell.

[SondraK]

Dan, Love? You really gotta get a chain for your missy thang...

She's really let herself go.

And be gentle and let her know me and my girls are more in the Angelina Jolie league...but if she chippers up a little and works on that bitter hag persona she just might have a chance with a Rosie O'Donnel or Janine Garafolo type.

[melissa]

Angelina as in having an affair with married men or fucking her brother league?

Both?

I didnt realize you were a lesbian. Go for Angelina, though I think she likes skinny Asian chicks hon. lol

[Margi]

So is the siganture a butt-print?

Sorry, SK, couldn't resist. Bwahahaha!

[CraigC]

Missy, you're playing in the bigs, now. If you don't think we know that you're a jealous hag, you've been smoking some of that loco weed. You'd kill for an ass like that. And btw, how comes that you've been lurking at KisP since the assvertisement, hmmmm? Yeah, I know, you really, really hate Sondra. That's why you've been hanging around so long. If you only knew how transparent you are, you wouldn't continue to embarass yourself.

[melissa]

Craig? What the hell is KisP?

If I am hanging out there and didnt know it let me know.

[CraigC]

Haaaaaaaaa. Right. But you knew about the assvertisement. You're pathetic, you know that?

[CraigC]

But you're very moderate, which is good.

[melissa]

Am I? I clicked on a link that I was sent by e-mail that I laughed about. And I clicked on a link that was posted on this board.

Is that what KisP is?

Dude, check out the beginning of this board, and for your information, after pissing off your girl last night she went into making posts with my id into the VERY wee hours.

Messing with what bigs exactly?

[CraigC]

On the other hand, a moderate asshole is still an asshole.

[melissa]

True, and a complete asshole is total asshole.

[The Ugly American]

I'd fuck her with her own dick.............but then again...I'm a dirty filthy lezzie slut

[CraigC]

So, you're saying that someone sent you a link to a year-old post? Guess what, stupid? The site went down earlier this year, and all of the archives were lost. So what link exactly did you get sent?

[CraigC]

I'd love to debate you on the nuances of relative assholery, but I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to keep up. Nuance, isn't that your holy grail?

[melissa]

Huh? Then what in the hell are you accusing me of staying on?

I was sent a link this evening, which happened to be a part of the same blog that is linked at the top of this post?

I didnt stay for very long believe me.

Do you have a timer on a dead board that you think I am on even though we are conversing here CRAIG?

[CraigC]

Hey, T., don't be so hard on yourself. You're not dirty or filthy. Heh.

[melissa]

LOL, Sondra sent in for retarded reinforcements.

[CraigC]

God, you ARE a dumbass. In your original jealous little rant, you accused SK of being a whore for selling her ass. The assvertisements were a fucking YEAR ago. The site went down BRIEFLY earlier this year, and the archives were lost. So, unless you have a magic link-maker, you were lurking back then. Are you following all this, dumbass?

[CraigC]

And shut the fuck up about TUA, moron. That was a joke between me and her.

[melissa]

Jealous of what? When I briefly spoke of Sondra it was because it was linked here. It was some kind of Diva contest where Sondra was promising frontals for votes.

May have been a joke, probably was. But given the context given the previous post I made an issue of it, since then Sondra seeks me out here.

Are YOU following?

And if you are talking about Dec 2005 as being last year, I guess you are right.

[melissa]

TUA?

Ok, since I dont think I mentioned it I will shut the fuck up about it, though I think you are acting like a moron.

[CraigC]

Wow. Well, that'll shut me up. Nice comeback.

"LOL, Sondra sent in for retarded reinforcements. " That was in response to the comment from "The Ugly American." That would be TUA. So, yes, you did mention it.

[melissa]

No, actually it was in response to you, TUA, which by the way "so weird" has the same link as Sondra in the name is not who I was responding to.

Thanks for the clarification though.

Why so angry? lol, this is actually getting funny. A couple of weeks ago I was threatened with the "big time" by your hero, and now I have the panting dog who cant seem to hold a thought together.

[CraigC]

And as for "my girl," you don't know a fucking thing about her, despite apparently knowing about her "selling her ass." She happens to be a smart, funny, compassionate woman who cares deeply about this country, and the brave soldiers who fight for it. What do YOU do for anyone other than yourself? Sondra gives endlessly of her time for other people. You're just an ignorant, opinionated asshole.

[CraigC]

"No, actually it was in response to you, TUA, which by the way "so weird" has the same link as Sondra in the name is not who I was responding to."

WHAT?? HUH?? I can't hold a thought together? Please point out any of my comments that weren't lucid and cogent.

[CraigC]

Why shouldn't I be angry? I'm sick and tired of people like you who don't have the slightest idea what they're talking about, but who feel free to say ignorant, hateful things about their betters. STFU!!!!!!!!!!

[melissa]

Well, I think I have all those qualities as well.

Love my country - Check
Love the soldiers - Check
Funny - Most of the time lol
Smart - My IQ says so, but I do stupid shit like arguing with morons so probably not.
I have a volunteer job that I go to every week even if I want to sleep, and do community work with my company and organize the trips so I give as well.

Ignorant? Hell no!

Opinionated, Hell YES!

And I have a right to my opinion.

What exactly do you know about me that you think so low?

[melissa]

Betters? Who is better than me in your whiny rant?

[Unfrozen Cavegirl Blogger]

"What exactly do you know about me that you think so low?"

*ding*ding*ding*ding*ding*

HELLO????????????????

[melissa]

I dont think you idiots even know that your hero was using my name and e-mail last night when posting.

Ding ding WHAT?

What is so bad about not liking Bush? That is where I was attacked.

[CraigC]

Can you even put a coherent sentence together? I'm done with you. Idiot.

[Unfrozen Cavegirl Blogger]

"What exactly do you know about me that you think so low?"

[melissa]

Ok Craig. Cant keep up? I understand.

Have a wonderful night.

[melissa]

Still dont get it cavegirl. I understand that I have stooped getting into a stupid argument granted but well, that happens.

[CraigC]

OK, the "coherent sentence" comment was about "What exactly do you know about me that you think so low?", but the rest of your comment seems like a sincere effort. So, what exactly is your problem with Sondra, and I'll tone down the rhetoric and try to answer you nicely.

[CraigC]

Well, then. Nighty-night.

[melissa]

My problem was more with Dan to begin with, given the subject that he posted on right before the selling of votes.

Which happened to be about a child selling porn votes on his website at the time.

Honestly had no problem with Sondra, I was just trying to get him to understand that there was a connection, Sondra took offense and it escalated.

I didnt take to her threats, and will not take her shit regardless of what "big time" she is.

I dont start, I dont back down either though. And for the record, the link that I was sent was about me and a fake picture. I know this is supposed to be hilarious to Sondra, but this has turned into a juvenile bitchfest and the fact that I see people I dont even know here and the fact that someone was posting using my name and even posted my e-mail address under it last night is really kind of out of control.

[melissa]

By the way, I still think the sentence is valid lol.

You are thinking low. And if you arent Sondra, then it still stands.

[Unfrozen Cavegirl Blogger]

Whoah there Sybil!

[melissa]

Sybil changed personalities cavegirl. Do you have a response or just an insult?

And where did you come from?

[*flo*]

Dan, I realize you have put this thread up as a joke and know the 'butt' pic of Sondra is a jacked up Photoshop re-mix, however ....

melissa, you should find something better to do with your energy... I do recommend starting your own blog as Sondra mention, considering this thread has discredited Sondra's blog with all the BS posting here...surprised Dan hasn't BAN you...

[Unfrozen Cavegirl Blogger]

Ban who?

[*flo*]

Sondra, I like the little trick with the camo pants pic changing to the thong pic when running your cursor over it...is that a trade secret or can you share the info...doing a family album, little tricks as such will be fun...you can sent the format to my email...thxs!