Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey - Minn. Gov Hopeful Arrested

No, it doesn't get much better than this. LMAO Check this guy out.

And here's his Home Page with info and several other images of Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey. Impalement?? "terrorists and criminals will live in fear of me???

Lawd, get the rubber room ready, sistah ... cuz Daddy's comin' home ta stay. Ha ha ha!

Sharkey gained the limelight earlier this month with his Friday the 13th announcement of his candidacy for Minnesota governor under the Vampires, Witches and Pagans Party banner.

Among his proposals was one that would use impalement to execute murderers, rapists and terrorists.

"As governor," Sharkey said, "terrorists and criminals will live in fear of me, while the people of this state will be able to live fear free."

Figures he'd be from Jersey originally.

Update: ROFL and it keeps getting better:

I will not deny or try to cover the fact that in 2008, I am running for the
presidency. SEE: http://herndon1.sdrdc.com/cgi-bin/fecimg/?P80002884   
You may ask why you should vote for me, if in 2009 I could become the
President. The answer is simply this. During my first 2-years as your
Governor, I will work harder for you than most Governors do in 8-years.
My goal to become president can be achieved in part, by just how well I
serve Minnesota during my first 2-years.

Well, at least he isn't downplaying or hiding it like Hillary. LMAO

Comments

[sigmund, carl and alfred]

Leave it to you to find a way to top the Chris Matthews as a conservative story.

Now, all we want to know if you have costumes like his and are you going to run for office?

[Bullgator]

Hey! I saw Vivi on a date with that guy last weekend!

[suzyqueue]

Hey! I saw Vivi on a date with that guy last weekend!
Posted by: Bullgator | Tuesday, January 31, 2006 at 03:15 PM

Welcome back, Gator! BTW, that wasn't him you saw ViVi with; it was Gene Simmons - you must have seen them from a distance.

[New Creature]

Ha, ha, ha, ha! Dan, you have a way of taking the edge off a day!

[Phoenix]

"I am a 70% Service-Connected
(disabled by the VA) Army Veteran. I suffered severe injuries during a
training exercise while on active duty."

That's when the 2nd Lt. called for bayonets locked and loaded and ready and I cunt resist the urge to impale my buttocks on my baynit and my sanquinary pleashure was too much to describe but it took 30% of me with it but that doesn't mean I don't love this state and can't get it up even though when you 'lect me guvner I will only be on the job two years because I will be president doncha kno. I am co-owner of two covens and six bitches. Yehaw.

[Dutch]

LOL, I seriously used to work with this guy! I cant believe how much crazier he got. He started out as Rocky Flash he has "been" everything from a pro wrestler which he went under the name of the black widdow to a IRL race car driver. We started to make fun of him at work by referencing him to jennette lee the famous 9 ball player. He quickly changed it to the trantula. He had done testing at IMS indianapolis moter speedway where we all spent many days of our live and still continue. See we all worked at this Indoor go kart track named stephan johanssons karting center. Thre are still some of us former employees who try to keep track of the crazy happenings of rocky adonis flash. Im so glad that 5 years later he can still amuse the staff and many many more from what i've seen. I wonder how he plans to run the state while behind bars. Anyways I just thought i'd share some other personalities of Rocky or as you all now know him, "The Impaler".

[Sheila Danielle Hite]

Stop making fun of someone you do not understand. Does it make you feel superior--knocking others down with your immature attacks? He is a sincere, honest person. If you have a problem with someone expressing their personal beliefs while trying to make a difference for their country, take it up with the U.S. constitution. Don't waste time bullying someone you clearly view as mentally inferior. Or better yet, do your homework, get a law degree, and run for governor/president yourself!

[Lourdes B. Sharkey-Flash]

Lourdes B. Sharkey-Flash said...

Jonathon The Impaler Sharkey,
Is nothing more than a con artist.
Woman stalker,and cross dresser. I should know I am his only legal wife (Unfortunately ). He has refused to give me a divorce he is also a dead beat father who has refused to pay any child support, for as long as i can remember it's now been closed to a year or longer and before he would send what he wanted when he wanted to.
He stalked Susan and He stalked me when i first left him
then he shows up at my house in Tampa dressed as a woman, to included fake breasts, and hair cut like Kathy Lee, I told him to get the hell out. That's when he left Indiana and violated probation. He drove all the way to Tampa dressed as a woman. He actually told me, He wanted to get a sex change, But wanted me to continue to live with him in a lesbian relationship to which, I responded that he was crazy.
And left him He abused his own kids and my children from a previous marriage, phisically, when I found out it gave me another reason to leave him. I don't know how many restraining orders I have had to get against this man in New Jersey and Florida. He is mentally unbalanced, And there is no such person as Kat.
That's a persona that he invented and used his poor dead little sisters name. So he could harass women under that name. The man is a full blown psyco, and he is dangerous. How the election board would ever let someone like him run for governor or president is beyond me. They must need to have their heads examine. This man is the worst thing that can happen to any woman or child. And as far as feeding on women and having fangs he is so full of it, He does all this just to get in the spotlight, because he knows people love to chase on drama and lunatics like him. He is nothing more than a Dead Beat Father, who refuses to send his kids child support, and a cross dressing lunatic. That's all the White House would need. Like we don't already have enough problems
But I would love to see him all dressed up for a party at the white house fake breasts and all. It's a hilarious site to behold. He makes the ugliest woman this side of the world.
If you want anymore info you can contact me. 813-420-7247
Thank you

[Lourdes B. Sharkey-Flash]

This is to Sheila Danielle Hite.
1. The idiot does not have a law degree, or any type of degree. That, L.D.D.PhD. He uses he bought on the internet, from some nutty professor in New Orleans, LA. And if what you want is a con artist, dead beat father, cross dressing lunatic in the white house, Than hell ask the IT, to finally give me my divorce, it has been 8 yrs now that, I've been waiting for it. And marry the fool and you can vote for him till HEll freezes over and Satans tail fall off. In the mean time people have a right to say what they believe and feel and if you feel so strongly about the lunatic then you marry him I give you 30 days before you run like the devil himself is chasing you.

[rachel]

Lourdes
This is Rachel from Indiana... remember me? :)
My email is seafires@yahoo.com send me a message so that i know its you,,,,, ill be back in town on monday so ill respond then.
Hope you and the kids are doing fine

[Anonymous]

Lourdes, i need your help. reply to my comment if you see fit.

[Lourdes]

I'm sorry, I did not see this sooner. If you need my help please feel free to call me, On my cell phone 813-466-5195. You did not give me your name so I do not know who I'm talking to. But if you need my help please call me.

Sincerely,
Lourdes Flash

[Lourdes]

I'm sorry, I did not see this sooner. If you need my help please feel free to call me, On my cell phone 813-466-5195. You did not give me your name so I do not know who I'm talking to. But if you need my help please call me.

Sincerely,
Lourdes Flash

[Lourdes]

I'm sorry, I did not see this sooner. If you need my help please feel free to call me, On my cell phone 813-466-5195. You did not give me your name so I do not know who I'm talking to. But if you need my help please call me.

Sincerely,
Lourdes Flash