I couldn't get a hold of who I wanted to on the phone when I got home, so I thought I'd have a look at the news. I never made it past Fox. "Holloway's mother confronts the parents of Joran van der Sloot" reads the headline for Greta Van Sustern's show OTR tonight.
I applaud Fox as they are about the only network paying this significant attention at this point, but is there really a need to Springer-ize every headline ... every blurb?
My big mistake was clicking the wrong link and winding up on "Greta's Blog." Here's a few snappy bits from today's entry.
Monday started at 5 a.m. for me
While the island is not huge, these locations were not close and there is rush hour traffic on the island.
Finally, after the four tapings at the four locations, our producer "allowed" us to go to our hotel and check in.
I am not sure our producer would have let us out of his sight if the bureau were not in the same hotel!
Of course it could turn out when all the information is made public that the investigation was aggressive and thorough... we just don't know since we have so little information coming from the police. The risk is that when we don't know something that we let our imaginations run wild. This is one of the reasons I wanted to do the many walk and talks —- to give you some more information.
Of course I am teasing him to death
The one thing that I can't emphasize enough is that this island, but for Natalee, seems safe. The tourists I have spoken to say it is safe. Someone from the government asked me why we are covering this case so closely and I said because often we follow the "unusual" stories —- and, frankly, this is unusual in Aruba.
As for Monday night's show, I am curious whether you heard me say "so what!" at the top of the show as it was starting. I was saying it as I was getting cued to the start the show. Why did I say that? Because someone told Natalee's mother Beth to make sure she did not step in front of the camera when she replaced Julie Banderas on the chair next to me. I said "so what" — meaning that it was not the end of the world if our shot got messed up.
I wanted Beth to feel comfortable in the midst of her nightmare. I did not care if she messed up our live shot — I just want to find her child for her. Our live shot is inconsequential compared to her personal hell. I really admire Natalee's mother... not I just want to help her.
Sorry, it just struck me as pathetic. Poor Greta has to get up at 5AM ... poor Greta has to wait in rush hour traffic .... poor Greta has a producer who worries that the talent might fall asleep, or grab one too many rum and cokes before show time, I suppose ... the police could be wonderful, or may have totally blown it, we don't know ... but that's okay, because Ms. Greta gonna give us the South Sea Island version of Mistah Roger's Neighborhood and pass it off as informacion, ... and don't let Ms. Holloway trip over a cord on her way to her seat, cuz we don't want her breaking an ankle before Tuesday Night's big mud wrestling final. And when, oh when am I going to find time to work on my tan?
Yes, Greta, Aruba is safe, just ask the guy who nearly had his head cut off two days ago, or wasn't he a tourist? so it doesn't matter ... and don't forget to pick up your comps at the hotel before you leave ... the way your entry reads, you must get one for every time you use the word safe.
But, I have to hand it to you, you did get one thing right ... But for Natalee, yes, Greta, But for Natalee you'd probably be stuck back at home in the regular old boring studio, now, wouldn't that just suck?
Oh, come on, lighten up folks ... after all, I'm just teasing her to death. I hope the thing was written by a ghost, if not, it should be.
Update: The Political Teen has the video.