Mr. Roger's Blogosphere

Ed Note: This post is pure fun - no particular opinion, or position on recent events in the blogoshere should be inferred.

"It's a beautiful day in the blogosphere, A beautiful day for a blogger. Would you be mine. Could you be mine. It's a bloggerly day in the blogging world, A bloggerly day for a blogger. Would you be mine. Could you be mine. I have always wanted to have a blogger Just like you.
I've always wanted to live in a blogosphere With you, so Let's make the most of this bloggerly day Since we're together, We might as well say, "Would you be mine, could you be mine, Won't you be, my blogger?" Won't you please? Won't you please? Please won't you be My blogger?"

Hi blogger.
See anything, different looking in my comments area? See this?

Oh, elitism? Is that one of OSM's values? What exactly are you supposed to be offering that the MSM doesn't?

A friend of mine made that for me. Hmm-hmm. It's called a "constructive criticism." I guess limp wristed bitchslap is another word for um, constructive criticism. Heh, heh.
An' this is made of aallll different kinds of bitchslaps constructive criticisms. I didn't knooow there could be so many different looking ones. Each One is different. Just like each one of our blogging friends is different, an' each one is special. Some even might require special education. You know who one of my special friends is. You know the person who says, "My dad told me that if a man ever hit me that I should pick up the heaviest object I could wield with some dexterity and flexibility and try to stuff it down his throat."? Ms. McFeel My Can Of Whoop Ass, Biatch! She told me last time that she would bring us a video tape of people making trouble--from the Abu Ghraib library. Well, she's not here right yet, so while we're waiting for her to come, why don't we sing our song about blogging. You know the one that says, "let's think of something to do while we're blogging"?

[sings] "Let's think of something to do,
While we're blogging,
While we're watching Mary Mapes
Turn blue!
Let's try to think up a song,
While we're blogging,
That's liberating, and puts the screws,
To You!
Let's think of something to do,
While we're blogging,
While we're blogging 'til something's breaking new!
You know it's really All Right?
In fact it's downright,
Quite bright,
To think of something to do,
That's specific for you!
Let's think of something to do,
While we're Blogging!"

Don't forget ... it's what we all do!

Comments

[Sly2SmoothieNJs]

Well, I wasn't really sure until now, But Dan, YOU HAVE TOTALLY LOST IT DUDE!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You are the best , and there ain't no other Blogger's out there like you, I gravel at your feet :)
S2S

[Mr. Snitch!]

OEM is going to sink to the bottom of the ocean, under the weight of these Superegos. I wrote about it before the launch. Time for another post, I suppose, but nothing has changed.

[!]

Now..now..I loved Mr. Rogers. His sweaters and his tennis shoes. :O)
Be nice.

[jkatls]

Whoa, easy there sir Link-a-lot

[westcoaster]

Hey Dan, nice pic of you...love yer hat!

[Juliette]

Thanks for the link and please pass the you-know-what (I'm retired now). Make sure the bong doesn't look threatening, as it might become permanently embedded (just to stay in theme). :-)

[don surber]

Great post, Dan