Okay, this is just a tad bizarre, to be sure. But I was laughing so hard I was crying after reading a post mentioned by Allah in comments at the Commissar's blog.
Adult language warning and you really need to read past the opening. DW vs. the five year olds or Blogspot BloodSport at it's most far out and hilarious - it's in the game!
that's funny stuff!
Posted by: Nan | Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 12:35 AM
That is NOT funny! You are a sick bastard!
Posted by: moxiemom | Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 12:39 AM
what kind of humor finds this funny?????? Sicko
Posted by: LALady | Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 01:09 AM
You are a sick bastard!
Why? Because I can laugh at dark humor? Well, then I guess so. eh.
Posted by: Dan | Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 01:34 AM
3. When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose.
Dan... who lost?
Luv ya buddy!! However, that one was strange.
Posted by: Anchor | Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 01:34 AM
Luv ya buddy!! However, that one was strange.
Granted - totally out there. That's part of what I found so funny. Face it, no one in their right mind would want to take on a pack of five year olds. LOL I know I'd get my butt kicked.
Posted by: Dan | Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 02:05 AM
If you can't find humor in this, then you never pulled recess duty at a Catholic Grade school. Yeah lady, thats right, your five year old needs to be taken out.
Posted by: cindi in pa | Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 03:37 AM
Whats the line. You may think your kid is cute and all that, everyone else thinks he's an azzhole.
Posted by: cindi in pa | Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 03:39 AM
Damn, even I thought that was cute. I guess I do have my humor gene after all!
Posted by: Shari | Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 10:30 AM
LOLOL!!! This was the first thing that I read this morning and I guarantee you it will keep me laughing all day long. Thanks Dan.
Posted by: TexasGal | Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 10:58 AM
I just read the whole thing. Hilarious!! I'm sorry for the people who do not get it. HA HA HA HA HA.................
Posted by: Phoenix | Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 10:44 PM
Dark humor is one thing, Dan. Discussing 5 y/o kids in those terms is something else---sick and perverted, IMO. Since "many a truth is said in jest", I wouldn't be surprised if RT ( the writer) is on somebody's sex offender list, especially since he mentions showing his d*** to a child (his words) even jokingly. I wonder if the parents would find the pictures and descriptions of their children amusing. And just think, they've been posted on the internet since April 2005! Wow! Wouldn't the parents be thrilled about that? RT... the perv AND the A #1 dumbass that provided the link to Malibu School on his blog so someone could send them the link. Now THAT is funny!
Posted by: MarlboroGal | Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:13 AM
Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.....
Posted by: callmeBetty | Monday, November 21, 2005 at 02:24 PM