While I hesitate to make this post, I feel I must as a result of something which was posted in my comments areas today - the 19th.
Please allow me to reassure you that my balls, though perhaps slightly enlarged for much of my life, are as well as they have ever been.
And the web log is not closing at 5PM EST.
I have back dated this post two days ago to bury it in the archive.
Thank you. That is all.
Thanks Dan. We suspected that previous post under the discussion link was a hoax. Glad to hear you are in proper health!
Posted by: annie | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 04:42 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You STUD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank God.
Posted by: RealPotential | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 04:46 PM
Phew.... I am happy to hear that Dan... and I am glad your balls are fine too!
Posted by: SouthernBELLE | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 04:51 PM
Glad it wasn't true, Dan. It had us worried!!!
Posted by: LooksnListens | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 04:53 PM
Dan,
I had read that post in the comments yesterday.
I didn't give it too much credence though.
Someone was trying to do a "cryptoanalysis" using your name as a starting place --
However, when I used my "more professional" analysis devices I came up with a more scientific result:
DNA (which I am sure has a much different implication)...
And when I ran it through my TYPEographic analyzer it simply came out as -- AND ???
...
So I just said to myself (I didn't want this to "leak out" ... regarding the original post on "your" subject, "AND what!"
Or freely translated:
"S O W H A T !!!"
Posted by: AkekoaHoAlethia | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 05:03 PM
Dan-
I'm so grateful you have the "balls" to give us the truth! Cheers to your health and happiness!
Posted by: One Happy Chica | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 05:04 PM
Oh my Dan... My son and I have just finished laughing hysterically at your irreverant reply to the very disturbing post that caused me to become distressed. Touche Dan!
Posted by: Hera | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 05:16 PM
Isn't it nice to have healthy balls??!!
I take it congratulations are in order!!!
P.S. Hope you take care of that enlargement problem, soon ;-)
Posted by: countrygal | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 05:18 PM
Dan,
Glad to hear all is well, and thanks for the extra information, LOL. Sometimes, we just need a descriptive, mental picture to assure us, LOL.
What a worthless bag of garbage would post such a thing?
Some just about had an online coronary and/or memorial service for you due to the news...don't get too big a head reading through the posts regarding your demise! At least you know we all care!
Again, glad to hear it was a hoax, and that you can still indulge in waterproof SPK! In hot water, the sugar melts though :(
Posted by: Muirnin | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 05:19 PM
Thanks, Dan. I'm glad everything is ok! About 5 seconds after I e-mailed you -- it hit me that it was probably a fake. That is about as a low as it goes to post something like that.
Posted by: wreck | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 05:31 PM
Dan,
You know we "discuss" a lot of "theories" here. And now you have stimulated a new one??
Actually, there may be "some truth" (in the noted commentators post) in an odd, perhaps coincidental, even accidental way. (Not to be alarmed though)
When I looked again at another "even more scientific" pharmochemical analysis it showed a possible corelation between the aforementioned "possibly biophysical" references -- USING:
----------------------------------------------
Encarta® World English Dictionary [North American Edition] © & (P)2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Developed for Microsoft by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc.........
@ http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/nad.html
-----------------------------------------------
SPECIFICALLY.... when I searched for the term "NAD" the result was:
Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide:
A coenzyme that plays a role in the electron transport chain, where it is vital in the production of energy.
C21H27N7O14P2
-----------------------------------------------
Soooo, if it WERE true they have diminished, it may simply be a biochemical consequence of...
LACK OF SLEEP!!!! ;)
Posted by: AkekoaHoAlethia | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 05:45 PM
Had me VERY worried about ya!
Thank you as always!
Beaucoup d'amour...
Posted by: birminghamgal | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 05:50 PM
"Whew". Thanks.
Posted by: tricia | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 05:57 PM
Oh Dan....I just laughed my head off with your reply to the deranged, sick jerk's email....you have a wonderful sense of humor. I will warn the messenger that many things done with malice so often bounce back to the originator.....I've been around for many years and have seen this happen more often than not. Well I guess you have many emails received including all my "holistic" ones. But they still have good information for you to keep in your files.
God Bless you and stay well....and from a Mother & a Grandmother to be....besure you get enought sleep, that is when the body repairs!!
Posted by: Joanne | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 06:19 PM
Dan,
Glad to hear you are in perfect health!!! We need you around for a long time to come!! Take care and God Bless You!
Posted by: Kay | Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 07:32 PM
WELL WELL
I STAY AWAY FOR ONE DAY AND I MISS ALL THE ACTION!!
SHE WILL NEVER DESTROY THIS BLOG
YOU HAVE ALL YOUR CHEERLEADERS, SHEEPLE AND SYCOPHANTS DAN!!
YOU SHOULD DEFINATELY NOT PUT THIS BACK TWO DAYS!!
PUT IT FRONT AND CENTER!!
FROM,
YOUR "HEAD PUPPET" LOL
Posted by: MrsJimiHendrix | Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:52 AM
Lovely!
Posted by: JailLess1 | Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 01:04 AM