Okay, so maybe it won't make the list of Martha's kitchen tips, or the list of 101 uses for tin foil. But you have to give the guy credit for creativity. Rumor has it that he was receiving radio messages from the planet Vulva and was only trying to protect himself.
The King of Egypt thing is totally besides the point. Uh huh!
AKRON, Ohio -- An Akron cable personality and former City Council candidate was arrested Wednesday after an overnight disturbance, The Akron Beacon Journal, NewsChannel5’s partner, reported Thursday.
According to police, Anthony Hudson, 43, was wearing a jock strap over his pants and was sheathed in aluminum foil -- and proclaiming himself the King of Egypt -- when arrested.
You bloggers always think you know better than everyone else.
Sure... go ahead and laugh.
The planet Vulva is a long, long way away from Earth. How else was the poor guy supposed to receive those messages? It would take an awful lot of fillings to concentrate the signals as much as a single roll of Reynolds Wrap, not to mention the pain.
Posted by: Cassandra | Friday, April 08, 2005 at 05:28 AM