Man, I Don't Get No Respect

Good crowd..good crowd. I'm telling you I could use a good crowd. I just blogged in from Cleveland. Boy are my fingers tired.

Hey, that's alright folks, relax. I tell ya, why, I got a million of 'em.

I don't get no respect, I tell ya. No respect.

Take the InstaWife ... QUICK!

No seriously, she's a beautiful gal, a wonderful gal, I tell ya. Just the other day she says to me, Insty, she says, Insty. The Blog is wonderful. And I get the InstaWife and the Instadaughter thing. But INSTASEX???

Man, I don't get no respect. I said, Honey, come on? We got everything anyone could want. InstaMe, InstaYou .. the InstaDaughter. She says, Yeah, she only took you an Instant but that was nine months out of my damned career.

No respect. No respect. I tell ya.

So, I went to see my doctor. You may know him, Doctor Insta Boombotz.

Good man, good man, so I said, Doc ... hey, the InstaWife has been complainiing, can you take a look at this?

He sez, "What do you think I am, a nano-urologist? I tell ya, I don't get no respect.

I said, alright, but while I'm here, Doc, I wanted to ask you, see  ... it hurts when I do this: Heh! Indeed!

He said, screw 'em, they don't get a tenth the traffic you do, let 'em whine.

Man, I tell ya, life is tough. Life is tough, yanno?

I linked Oliver Willis. How would YOU like to have to drag that round the rest of your life?

Once I linked this guy I didn't know from Pittsburgh. He had a picture of the InstaKids on his About page under Family.

I don't get no respect, I tell ya. I'd link myself, but then I wouldn't have anything to read?

No respect. Why, if I linked Jeff Gannon, he'd ask me how much "I" wanted?

Once I linked a Terrorist. He blew himself up! Go figure. Man, I get no respect.

I linked Hugh Hewitt ... he said "Christ!" Maybe I'm just too dumb.

I linked Roger Simon, hell, I even read his book. And it's still a mystery to me.

I linked Ebay and they auctioned it off for fifty-cents. Man, I get no respect.

I Linked the Berlin Wall and the damn thing came down.

I linked Dan Rather ... he quit. No respect! I tell ya.

No respect.

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Thanks, ya been great!

RIP Rodney

The InstaComic

Thanks to Basils Blog

Rodney Dangerfield

(November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor, best known for the line "I don't get no respect" and his monologues on that theme.

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[Eric]

I'm and Earth sign, the Instawife is a water sign, together we made mud.