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Kerry Subject Of Probe In Iraqi WMD Discovery
Drycleaning attendant Kim Li Hong of the Royal Drycleaners in Bethesda Maryland discovered at least some of Saddam Hussein's infamous and long sought after Weapons of Mass Destruction cache while checking the pockets of a suit dropped off for drycleaning by aides for Senator Ted Kennedy (D) MA.
"I always check pocket. Before Martinize, they tell me, always check pocket. So, I check. I check good, yes? You want suit clean, Mister?" said Hong.
When reached for comment, aides for Senator Kennedy said the Massachusetts Senator has absolutely no idea how the weapons of mass destruction ended up in his suit jacket pocket. However, they did release a picture of the last time the suit was worn by Senator Kennedy at a pre-election fund raiser also attended by then Presidential candidate, Senator John Kerry (D), also from Massachusetts.
The FBI has deemed the image "suspicious" and is said to be looking into any role which Senator Kerry may have played in the ultimate discovery of the WMD in Senator Kennedy's suit jacket pocket. Developing.
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