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WTW- WizzinDude Today my White Trash Wednesday post salutes White Trash Bloggers - and what better way to do that than interview one of the blogging community's most well-known white trash bloggers, Paw, otherwise know as the the WizzinDude.

Me: Hello Paw, how are you?

Paw: Huh? What are you, some kinda left wing looney tune moonbat? What ya'll want with me, feller?

M: Well, Paw, I wanted to ask you some questions about your huge success in blogging.

P: Uh, hokay, I reckon.

M: Paw, how do you manage to be so accurate in your posting?

P: Uh, akrerit? Whas that? You being a smarty pants?

M: No, Paw. I mean you seem to nail it time after time, how do you do it?

P: Welp, t'aint easy, lemme tell ya. See's, I got these here fat fleshy lil' fingers and, well, most times when I be blogging ah already smacked down a half a pint'a Jack, yanno, fer my resprayshun. And that thar keybored ...

M: You mean inspiration, Paw?

P: Now, thar ya go agin with dem damned brain dead left wing akusazions. I said, "resprayshun." A man can't blog if'n he ain't got no resprayshun. Wadda y'all know bout it anyways?

M: Well, I do run a small blog, Paw.

P: Oh, like ahm s'posed to give a hoot? Hell, boy, ain't ya eva herd tell a da echocystern? Wizzindude is a top dog in that thar echocystern deal. Lookie here, I ain't got me no time fer this crap. I'm s'posed ta be cuttin and pastin' articles from da gulf stream medium

M: You mean The Main Stream Media?

P: Now, dammit, ain't ya'll seen mah sitemeter lately? If'n I sez the gulf stream medium, it's da dang gulf stream medium. And t'aint nun a you sissy-libral right, uh (Paw alternately raises his left and then his right hands at this point and gazes seemingly confused before proceeding) you sissy-libral left wing clueless types got no claim ta krect me. If'n da Wizzindude sez it, it gots ta be true. Jes you axe my non-blogging sychophant, I mean, mah readers, they tell ya! Go on, axed 'em.

M: Paw, I don't mean to offend you, but some might say that when a blogger brags about the size of his site meter, well, some might say that he is compensating somehow. You know, like for something just a bit on the small side?

P: Compensashun? Compesashun!! Shee-it, boy, ah wish you'd have a talk wid mah bossman. Hell, ah spends all my days bent over this here lapdance and all ah get is free coke and a bag'a Cheese Doodles ever now and agin.

M: Lapdance?

P: Yeah! Da bossman promised me this here lapdance fer mah own persnal use. T'aint ever feller got 'emself his own persnal lapdance jes fer bloggin', now is there?

M: No, Paw. I guess, I guess not. You must be very proud?

P: Proud? Ya'll dont know the half ov'it, you fool.

M: You seem pretty testy, Paw.

P: Testy? Damn right, I'm a testy. Most fella's mah age gots 'emself a real job, don't hear half da crap I get at home for awastin' mah time all day over mah lapdance stealin' arkticals from the newzpapers and havin' ta live on Coke and Cheese Doodles jess so's I can claim to be a top dawg in the echocystern. Hey, ya herd anything new 'bout Paris Hilton lately?

M: Paris Hilton?

P: Yeah! If'n I don't make least 3 posts a week on Paris Hilton ah don't get me mah Cheese Doodles. A man can't abide long without Cheese Doodles and resprayshun.

M: So, is that how you'd sum up WizzinDude's success? Taking articles from other sources and posting about Paris Hilton on a regular basis?

P: Well, ya seen the echocystern, haven't yeah?

M: Yes, I suppose I have.

P: Well, thar ya go. Now how 'bout that bag 'a Cheese Doodles ya'll promised fer a sittin' with ya a spell.

M: Sure, Paw. Here you go.

P: Dang! You ain't so bad fer one 'a those, um, (Paw struggles with his hands again) Well, one a those krazy librals they make me pick fights with all the time jess ta drum up more traffic. Thanks fer the Cheese Doodles. I gots ta get back to the gulf stream medium now and see what I might snip.

M: Sure, Paw. Best of luck to you. The new media is counting on you.

This is far from the first time that Wizbang has found itself in precisely this position. Just look at my comments and trackbacks. If anything, Wizbang and Paul specifically are developing a track record for this nonsense.

Gee, it seems if you point out where Wizbang is wrong you must be clueless

I am growing tired of playing nice in the face of Wizbang's continued casting of aspersions on my intellect and ability to read and comprehend in the face of my pointing out their ridiculous posting

Regardless of your political stripe or dedication to a competent new media emerging from blogging, Wizbang's response to honest criticism is to impugn your intellect, your politics and your blog. How unfortunate.

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