Kennedy Takes Stance On Feeding Tube

Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy (D) has finally taken a position on the subject of feeding tubes. "You don't kill a girl when you're young and stand by and let another one die when you're old without getting your share of ulcers," said Kennedy. "If it wasn't for these feeding tubes I've been using, I'd still be stuck drinking Scotch and Milk like I did back in the Seventies. And there's nothing worse in this world than Scotch and Milk".

Senator Kennedy is pictured here leaving O'Banyon's Pharmacy and Liquor Emporium - not far from his Washington, DC Townhouse. The Senator is said to attend the clinic daily for refills for the life line many say has kept him functioning almost normally for several years.

Comments

[Rhod]

I always thought that the IV in his arm was the Baboon Testicle Extract.