How on earth we've gotten this far into White Trash Wednesdays without saluting the first couple of White Trash - well, I just don't know. But it is high time we correct that .... So, without further ado, welcome to The Little Rock Hillbillies!! YeeHaw!!
Of course, you can't kick off a show without a theme song. So, just follow the bouncing ball and sing along with Hilly and Billy! YeeHaw!!
The Little Rock Hillbillies!
Come and listen to a story about a man named Bill
He was just a stoner kid when he knocked up Lefty Hill,
Then one day while chasing up some cooz,
Thanks to Ross Perot, he won a Presidential cruise.
POTUS, that is, the 1st Black one, in DC.
Well the first thing you know ol' Bill was President,
White Water, Travel gate, they couldn't make a dent,
Got re-elected and said "Hey, look at me,"
I don't fear no right wing conspiracy,
Gingrich, that is,
Ha, Lincoln Bedroom ... Movie Stars!
Wag this Dog, Markie Post.
But the next thing you know ol' Bill he took a fall,
Monica said, "See he came right there, was all,"
Oops said the House looks like impeachment's how it's gotta be
So they ripped off the china and they moved to NYC.
Manhattan, that is.
Penthouse digs, Book Contracts.
Senate Races, The UN
The Little Rock Hillbillies! Yee-Haw!
Well now its time to say good-bye to Bill and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly donatin'.
You're all invited back once more to give to Hillary
As they try and get their sad ass back on top in old DC,
Washington, that is.
Set a spell. Take that dress off, girl. This oughta be a hoot, y'hear?
YeeHaw!! There will be more of WTW here later tonight. And make sure you check out the other fine participating blogs listed below. WTW is an equal opportunity event. Let us know if you'd like to join in the fun next week. Enjoy!
No, I already nailed the First Couple of white trash - Bud and Sissy from Urban Cowboy. Bill and Hill are merely a close second.
Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes | Wednesday, February 02, 2005 at 09:17 AM
Well I'll be damned if we don't have a little white trash controversy here.
Posted by: Pile On® | Wednesday, February 02, 2005 at 12:50 PM
Put that to music. Give it to Buck Scarwillie.
Posted by: Rhod | Wednesday, February 02, 2005 at 05:29 PM