WTW- WizzinDude

Today my White Trash Wednesday post salutes White Trash Bloggers - and what better way to do that than interview one of the blogging community's most well-known white trash bloggers, Paw, otherwise know as the the WizzinDude.

Me: Hello Paw, how are you?

Paw: Huh? What are you, some kinda left wing looney tune moonbat? What ya'll want with me, feller?

M: Well, Paw, I wanted to ask you some questions about your huge success in blogging.

P: Uh, hokay, I reckon.

M: Paw, how do you manage to be so accurate in your posting?

P: Uh, akrerit? Whas that? You being a smarty pants?

M: No, Paw. I mean you seem to nail it time after time, how do you do it?

P: Welp, t'aint easy, lemme tell ya. See's, I got these here fat fleshy lil' fingers and, well, most times when I be blogging ah already smacked down a half a pint'a Jack, yanno, fer my resprayshun. And that thar keybored ...

M: You mean inspiration, Paw?

P: Now, thar ya go agin with dem damned brain dead left wing akusazions. I said, "resprayshun." A man can't blog if'n he ain't got no resprayshun. Wadda y'all know bout it anyways?

M: Well, I do run a small blog, Paw.

P: Oh, like ahm s'posed to give a hoot? Hell, boy, ain't ya eva herd tell a da echocystern? Wizzindude is a top dog in that thar echocystern deal. Lookie here, I ain't got me no time fer this crap. I'm s'posed ta be cuttin and pastin' articles from da gulf stream medium

M: You mean The Main Stream Media?

P: Now, dammit, ain't ya'll seen mah sitemeter lately? If'n I sez the gulf stream medium, it's da dang gulf stream medium. And t'aint nun a you sissy-libral right, uh (Paw alternately raises his left and then his right hands at this point and gazes seemingly confused before proceeding) you sissy-libral left wing clueless types got no claim ta krect me. If'n da Wizzindude sez it, it gots ta be true. Jes you axe my non-blogging sychophant, I mean, mah readers, they tell ya! Go on, axed 'em.

M: Paw, I don't mean to offend you, but some might say that when a blogger brags about the size of his site meter, well, some might say that he is compensating somehow.  You know, like for something just a bit on the small side?

P: Compensashun? Compesashun!! Shee-it, boy, ah wish you'd have a talk wid mah bossman. Hell, ah spends all my days bent over this here lapdance and all ah get is free coke and a bag'a Cheese Doodles ever now and agin.

M: Lapdance?

P: Yeah! Da bossman promised me this here lapdance fer mah own persnal use. T'aint ever feller got 'emself his own persnal lapdance jes fer bloggin', now is there?

M: No, Paw. I guess, I guess not. You must be very proud?

P: Proud? Ya'll dont know the half ov'it, you fool.

M: You seem pretty testy, Paw.

P: Testy? Damn right, I'm a testy. Most fella's mah age gots 'emself a real job, don't hear half da crap I get at home for awastin' mah time all day over mah lapdance stealin' arkticals from the newzpapers and havin' ta live on Coke and Cheese Doodles jess so's I can claim to be a top dawg in the ecocystern. Hey, ya herd anything new 'bout Paris Hilton lately?

M: Paris Hilton?

P: Yeah! If'n I don't make least 3 posts a week on Paris Hilton ah don't get me mah Cheese Doodles. A man can't abide long without Cheese Doodles and resprayshun.

M: So, is that how you'd sum up WizzinDude's  success? Taking articles from other sources and posting about Paris Hilton on a regular basis?

P: Well, ya seen the echocystern, haven't yeah?

M: Yes, I suppose I have.

P: Well, thar ya go. Now how 'bout that bag 'a Cheese Doodles ya'll promised fer a sittin' with ya a spell.

M: Sure, Paw. Here you go.

P: Dang! You ain't so bad fer one 'a those, um, (Paw struggles with his hands again) Well, one a those krazy librals they make me pick fights with all the time jess ta drum up more traffic. Thanks fer the Cheese Doodles. I gots ta get back to the gulf stream medium now and see what I might snip.

M: Sure, Paw. Best of luck to you. The new media is counting on you.

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[John from WuzzaDem]

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