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A 13-year-old student in Orange County, Fla., was suspended for 10 days and could be banned from school over an alleged assault with a rubber band
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After the incident, Gomez received a 10-day suspension for threatening his teacher with what administrators say was a weapon, Local 6 News reported....
"They said if he would have aimed it a little more and he would have gotten it closer to her face he would have hit her in the eye," mother Jenette Rojas said.
Okay, let's see if I get this. In Florida, if you shoot a rubber band on the teacher's desk you get suspended for a "Level 4 offense -- the highest Level at the school. Other violations that also receive level 4 punishment include arson, assault and battery, bomb threats and explosives"
Of course, if you pin her legs behind her ears and give her the jolly roger yell until her ears pop you get a cash settlement, a made for TV movie and you both elope when she gets out of prison. God, school was so much less complex when only the students ate the paste.
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