If pigs could fly, what would we do for a breakfast meat? Because I can't for the life of me imagine having fowl for breakfast. Or, as a member of the Right should I consider eggs as fowl? And if I do and the above were true, then wouldn't breakfast be an utterly redundant meal?
I hate getting myself so confused in the morning. Thank God someone had the good sense to invent the Pop-Tart ..., and Bagels - cinnamon raisin w/ cream cheese ... and a Diet Coke to jump start my addled brain and prepare me to solve the other great mysteries of my day which surely must await.
Or maybe I'll just dance. There are worse ways to spend the day than dancing with a beautiful woman, no? And don't mind the very short commercial. Someone has to pay for the bandwidth - double click for full screen if you're so inclined. h/t Ghost of a Flea.
And try and remember to dance today if you can. I've heard it's good for you.
Comments