In this post Gordo the Cranky Neocon discovers that diehard followers of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi have been rallying around a ketchup stain on a table cloth in an Al Kut Pizza Hut. The unusual stain is said to possess such a striking similarity to Zarqawi that it can not be a coincidence. "This is clearly the much anticipated tablecloth of the martyr as read about on the back of the menu at Achmed's Ribs and Brew in Tikrit," said one Zarqawi supporter. "We will make 1,000 Keffiyeh from this cloth and march on Jerusalem forever ending Arab oppression," he continued.
In a related story, Bernie Schwartz of Brooklyn, NY reported a similar finding in an extended skid mark on a pair of boxers he recently purchased from Target. "Dey only been worn once, I swear," Schwartz said. When asked if he had any elaborate plans for his underwear he said he didn't. Later, in an apparent gesture of equnamity, he said, "Look, if a bunch'a dose lousy Arabs wanna march ta f*ck-all and back wid my dirty shorts on their effin' heads, I could really give a sh*t. Yanno what I mean?"
I hope that when this son of a bitch is caught, and he will be, the Iraqi's cut little pieces of him off day by day and feed them to him.
Read a bit about the co**sucker. He was a local psychopath from the very beginning, and came to represent his party, so to speak, because he was the craziest and most depraved prick on the block.
Like Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: Rhod | Sunday, January 30, 2005 at 06:19 PM