Today via Drudge we learn that a Man is Selling Forehead Space For Ads. How wonderful. I should have thought of this in college. Perhaps I could have trailed banners for make up and feminine hygiene products from my most manly of parts and made a fortune off of all those feisty little sorority gals.
Andrew Fisher said he will have a business logo or even a Web site temporarily tattooed to his forehead for 30 days. Fisher is taking bids and will award the space on his body to the winning bidder, Local 6 News reported.
"Their company is going to get their name out in a way they definitely weren't thinking about getting it out last week," Fisher said.
Actually, Mr. Fisher that happens most every time there's an oceanic oil spill or a clinical trial gone wrong, but I hardly suspect corporations would line up to pay for the privilege. Maybe a tee-shirt company would like to pay for a little banner that says, "I am not with stupid. I am fucking stupid."
In related news, Senator Joseph Biden, (D) of Delaware has opted to leave the Senate and reverse his recent hair plug treatments so as to position himself to cash in on what he views as "the next big thing." Preliminary reports suggest he has already enlisted a bevy of Liberal causes as clients starting with the United Negroe College Fund which will be underwiriting his recently reclaimed forehead from now through the Superbowl in 2006.
Where is Delaware? Is that a country or a state? I thought it might be a new line of dishes from Della Reese. You know, like Farberware?
Posted by: Ron | Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 05:01 AM
I understand the billboard is providing added advertising space each year, as well.
Posted by: DC | Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 03:34 PM
With Biden's plagiarizing background, the forehead banner should read "Your thoughts here".
Posted by: Rhod | Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 04:08 PM