Exactly who are the poor dumb b*stards in the second world? Huh? Because all I ever seem to hear about is the poor dumb b*stards in the third got-damned world! And this makes absolutely no sense to me at all. Are these second worlders at the UN? I know the third world is constantly trundlin' up and down the halls. But, these second world guys, are they freakin' invisible, or what?? I just don't get it.
Do they like maybe sneak in through a side door reserved for the second world? Or do they get to walk in through the front door just a little bit in front of the third world? Personally, I'm thinking the second world is actually discriminated against.
Precisely when is the last time you heard of some huge spending bill for second world relief? I bet you can't name a damned one. So, what's up with that? Don't they ever get hungry? Battered by storms, or waves? Either they don't or it's, "Hey, too f*cking bad, guys. We'd love to help out if you were third world types. But, you second worlders, well, tough sh*t, dudes - you're on your own." Is that fair? Do they simply not try hard enough?
And what if we're really just over-reaching with all this third world foreign aid? Logically it seems to me we could do a hell of a lot more with less for the second world; but we don't even let 'em at the trough for God's sake. I'm serious, it just isn't fair. Let the third world hang for a change. "Sorry, guys, we're looking after the second world right now. Better luck next time, you losers." Because, face it, that's what they are.
I mean, there is NO fourth world, right? It ain't like there's sixteen of 'em running around some stupid f*ckin' track and we take the top three and say, "Hey, congratufreakin'lations, you're the third world. Here's a got-damned Bronze Medal and a fifty pound bag of brown rice. Go grow yourselves an economy and try again next year, pal."
Nope. The third world - end of the freakin' line, Mac. All you get is last place and a one way ticket to hell on earth. But here's a billion dollars, why don't you give tourism a try. As if, you f*cking losers. Face it, America hates losers. And it always will.
Oh, I cut my check to the Red Cross, alright. SO just shut the f*ck up and leave me alone. Until I get a better feel for this second world deal, I'm starting to lose faith in the whole process. I don't know, maybe it's Canada.
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