I'm starting to wind down this evening's festivities with a little beauty pagent. But I believe others will still be posting. See previous post for links. Okay, well maybe not such a little beauty pagent. The talent portion of the show consisted of a pie eating contest and was held earlier at a local Denny's. But it turned out to be a draw. Damn gals ate every last pie in the place and then some. Just take a gander at these fine beauties and don't be shy about casting a vote. Hell, you might just get lucky, pick the magic number and get to take one home. So, as I said before, do you feel lucky? ; )
And just when you thought things couldn't get much uglier! Good white trash folks never let ya down.
TAKE THAT DOWN
Posted by: jeff | Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 09:15 PM
Jeff,
What did you expect? Velvet? :p
Posted by: Dan | Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 09:41 PM
I have entered my contestant in the WTW beauty(?) pageant, and am done for the night.
Posted by: Eric | Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 10:24 PM
Gah, sorry about the double t/b. I edited it and re-posted without removing the original t/b. I shall be more careful in the future.
Posted by: Eric | Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 10:57 PM
Holy Christ. Now I totally understand the "Where to vomit" post.
My eeeeeyyyyyyyes!!!
Posted by: Beth | Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 11:49 PM
Geez Dan - where'd you get my "before" AND "after" pictures?! ;-D
Posted by: chrys | Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 04:27 AM
I had a girlfriend so fat that a cop once walked up to her and told her to "break it up".
Posted by: Nickie Goomba | Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 02:17 PM
How did you get Goomba to turn over his "Little Black Book Photo Edition"?
Posted by: DC | Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 04:33 PM
These gals are nuttin'. I eat sandwiches bigger than them.
Posted by: Nickie Goomba | Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 09:55 PM
OMG THERE ULGY FFAT HUGE MAMA !!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I THINK I AM GONNA HAVE NIGHT MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: KUNG MIN LO | Saturday, May 21, 2005 at 05:36 PM
I think at least two of these women---those on either end---are sexy as hell. But maybe that's because I've known the one on the left for almost ten years, and the one one the extreme right for a little more than two years.
I'm not white trash, and I LOVE big, fat women like those above. Just not the two in the middle.
If you've never been with a huge girl, you're missing out. It's so much fun to play with all dat butter! ;)
Posted by: Walt Katz | Friday, February 17, 2006 at 08:56 AM