Arafat Health Update

Despite reports of his death and the ceremony of an actual funeral, Dr. Mustaffa Boombatz of the Syrian University Institute of Health and Camel Training insists there is still hope for the ailing global terrorist.

"We are all servants of Allah and must not give up until we have exhausted every opportunity to bring him from his coma," said Boombatz. Adding, "It is against the law of god that the fat expatriot bitch Suha walk away with all that cash."

As shown in the picture at right, Boombatz insists that Arafat has been playing with his genitals for several days despite his decomposing state, to him, a sure sign that the global terrorist retains the capacity to lead the PLO. "If a man can fondle his genitals, surely he can lead our great cause," said Boombatz.

Comments

[Nickie Goomba]

And don't forget the twinkle in his eye.

[Ron]

I always wondered who Vinny's brother was. Remember, the tent maker from Burbank?

[Rhod]

What's the big thing in back? Looks like a horizontal garbage disposal. And the guy at right? Is that a terrorist disguise or a surgical mask? If it's a French doctor, it's hard to tell.

[Rhod]

This is also a good photo for a caption contest.