Cranky Goes Green

In Scare The Children Gordon relates:

My daughter's elementary-school teacher sent an email to parents summarizing what the kids have accomplished and what they will be doing next semester. She is an excellent and involved teacher and the email is appreciated. ...

Science: We have successfully completed assembling our ecocolumns".  We have snails and fish living in our aquariums and will soon add crickets and pill bugs to our terrariums.

Well, speaking only for myself, I wasn't always the mature sophisticated blogger I am today. And there was an incident in Senior year when some buddies and I got drunk, broke into the high school and, um, well, urinated into a biology teacher's "eco-column," if you will. Poor young liberal thing  that she was - she had to advance her theory of global warming by a good thirty years and never did figure out why! Wonder if she ever published? heh

Comments

[Gordon]

You're the one responsible for the "El Nino" theory. The one that theorizes that warm currents cause changes in the atmosphere. You must have mucked up the data!