Well, you never know who you might get hooked up with in the blogosphere, or where it will lead you. Cranky Neocon, who I've been reading lately, had a post that led me to Tim Worstall's blog. Well, imagine my outrage as basically a junk food eater when I found out that those idiots in Europe have outlawed curved bananas! Now, look, if a bunch (pardon the pun) of liberal socialist loonies want to get together and try to make a ridiculous idea work, fine. It wouldn't be the first time, after all. But, don't start screwing with bananas, ok? They're one of the few healthy foods left in my pathetic right wing capitalistic freedom loving junk food diet.
Sometimes a man just has to take a stand. So, this image was generated in response to a Tim Worstall idea coming from his post for graphics. If there's anything I can't stand it's a freakin' pushy "banana" republic!!
The Sun reporting that the EU has outlawed curved bananas (a true story by the way). At each revelation of such blithering idiocy one should sagely remark Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam. The revelation that the EU accounts have not been approved for a decade would be met with the phrase Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam, the mendacity with which CAP is run similarly, the Common Fisheries Policy....well, you're getting the idea. At each new example of the fraud, lies, foolishness and pustulent bureaucracy under which the continent of Europe is groaning, the wise man will simply mutter, Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
Sorry, but adding that graphic to the database. Your contribution is appreciated!
Posted by: Tim Worstall | Sunday, October 24, 2004 at 07:01 AM
This new law is actually an extension of Freudian logic. The French, in earlier action, had actually banned the curved penis as being vaginally unfriendly. The new straight penis law invalidates earlier concerns. Bon Ami!
Posted by: rdeat | Monday, October 25, 2004 at 02:05 AM