The Billionaire Hillbillies
Come and listen to a story about a man named John
A war protester, he came back from Vietnam,
Then one day he was cruisin’ for some cooz,
And into his arms came Thereza and her brood
Heinz that is, red gold, condiment tea.
Well the first thing you know ol' John’s a billionaire,
Teddy K said John it’s just a walk from here
Said the Whitehouse is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the bucks and they picked a boy VP.
Edwards, that is.
Trial lawyer, primary star.
Billionaire’s … Hillbillies.
Well now its time to say good-bye to John and his young friend.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly listenin’ in.
You’re all invited back again to New Hampshire in four years
To watch the growed up boy VP try’n kick Hillary in the rear
Hillbilly that is. Trial Lawyer. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?



I LIKE this picture! Thanks for the laugh! I reworked my blog (the one that crashed) - one of my regular "kind people" indicated that they didn't like politics - SO - you HAVE to ask for them!! Now - maybe I'll get MORE IDEAS!
Posted by: chrys | Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 03:43 PM
Absolutely priceless. Whoever dubbed those pictures is a genius.
Posted by: badgersdrift | Monday, October 11, 2004 at 09:24 PM
Absolutely priceless. Whoever dubbed those pictures is a genius.
Posted by: badgersdrift | Monday, October 11, 2004 at 09:25 PM