Former Clinton Secretary of State Madeline Albright was recently spotted shopping in a discount store located within a heavily Muslim area of Detroit. The former Secretary is said to be picking out a new travel wardrobe in preparation for a possible senior diplomatic role in a Kerry administration.
Additionally, rumor has it that former CBS anchor, Walter Cronkite is being considered for a possible ambassadorship in a new Kerry administration. Word on the Hill is that Cronkite's recently developed habit of exposing and touching himself while asking nearby females, "Hey, how'd you like to see a little hard news, baby?" could prove an insurmountable obstacle to the former newsman's confirmation.
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