Kerry/Edwards Score Big with Crossover Voters

Claiming that he's feeling "fresh as a daisy all over" after the debate and armed with an almost full tube of lip gloss, Senator John Kerry and running mate Senator Edwards are launching a new salvo in the campaign by reaching out to cross-over voters. "We've come through a very difficult period," said Kerry, "but John and I feel that we have stopped the bleeding and with only thirty days left to the election, we think we'll be find."

"Campaigns run in cycles," added Edwards. "And John and I both agree that the timing for us is going to work out just fine.

The candidates plan on going down for the day at New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy's mansion before high-stepping it through the swing states of Pennsylvania and then on to Ohio tomorrow. "We love the swing states," said Kerry. "That's just the kind of guys we are, I suppose."

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[rdeat]

Looks like a good beginning for the "dynamic duo", the "Klingon twins", the "Fartwrangler sisters", the "Nuancers". More votes to swindle. More people to lie to. Oh, you forgot to mention that, shortly after the election, they are both going to declare their gay status and unconditional love for each other. Both wives are devestated but are holding it together until 03 Nov.