When Andrew Sullivan Attacks Me!

It pains me to no end. OK, the "no end" business is a good thing in this case. LOL 

Note the obligatory homophobia. This is a party that seeks to run a global super-power?

Again, I jest. See, now here's the thing. I'd probably like Andrew, for all I know. If you think that's impossible, witness the friendship of sorts between Rush Limbaugh and Elton John.

Now, American arrogance toward the Brits and Europe, in general, is nothing new. It's existed beyond decades. So, I had a bit of fun with it. I took it to number 11, something I've been known to do for kicks and giggles. But Andrew, evidently, is not OK with that. He must view it with all the bias and judgment he can muster.

Forget that I may have gay friends I like very much and harbor no ill will towards them at all, even if we may disagree on certain political choices. No, I must be homophobic!!

And why? Well, because I'm a staunch conservative, I guess. Because I don't agree with Andrew's political choices, I'm not permitted to be irreverent, as I, frankly, don't really care what David Cameron thinks, any more than I might care about what some London fishwife thinks. Or, should I say fish fag simply to pull his chain, again?

A fishwife or fish fag[1] is a woman who sells fish

Nah. Too easy. But given what I assume to be Andrew's high opinion of his own intellect, it's almost sad to see him respond, time and again, so reflexively and predictably whenever someone jerks his chain a bit. Ruff Ruff.

Down boy, Andrew. Ya gots no bite ta speak ov luv, where this Yank's concerned.