Andy Sullivan Pwn3d, Twice In Two Daze
Sarah Palin Has Some Relatives In Australia
A guide to damage control. Some context:
On August 19th, 2007, an oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in two, dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil into the sea. Senator Collins, a member of the Australian Parliament, appeared on a TV news program to reassure the Australian public.
This is one version of the explanation: